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Brayn


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Najgluplji vicevi!
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Idu dva psa ulicom jedan se češka a drugi se slovačka.

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Brayn


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Ide covek ulicom zaboravi da dise i umre

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Brayn


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Doktore suzi mi oko!
I doktor mu ga suzi...

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Brayn


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U staroj Engleskoj ljudi nisu smjeli upraznjavati seks bez
odobrenja kralja (pogotovo ako se radilo o clanu kraljevske obitelji).
Kada bi par htio imati djecu, morao je zatraziti dozvolu monarha, koji
bi im predao plocicu koju su kacili na vrata sobe dok su imali odnose. Na
plocici je pisalo: "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.). Ovo je i porijeklo rijeci koju ste upravo procitali.


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Brayn


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idu dva crnca, jedan repa drugi mrkva

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Brayn


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U dvorištu se šetale dvije purice, pa će jedna drugoj:

- Što misliš, postoji li život poslije Božića?


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Brayn


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Laura pita oca: - Tata, što radi ovčica kad ne može zaspati?

- Pa ... broji pastire!

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Filip


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Udu dvije uciteljice u razred jedna pita druga strudl

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Kumer


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bila prometna nesreca dojde zmija i pita: - Di je jogurt?

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SnoopDogg


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Idu dvije dlake ulicom,jednu zgazi auto druga kaže za dlaku

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SnoopDogg


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Ide čovjek ulicom potepe se i padne

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