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Brayn


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Zasto je plavusa pala kroz prozor?
Glacala je zavijese.

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Brayn


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Zasto plavusa odlazi ljetovati na mrtvo more?
Zeli se upoznati s mumijama.
 

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Z1h3r


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dojde plavusa na kiosk i veli dajte mi jedne cigarete a prodavac pita koje a plavusa veli "ja sam"

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Z1h3r


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idu dve plavuse i svadaju se koja bu u sredini

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Z1h3r


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-Šta je rekla plavuša kad su je pitali dali je skoro mjenjala vodu u ribljem akvariju?
-Ne, još nisu popile ni staru.

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Z1h3r


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Kako ces skinuti jednoruku plavusu s drveta ?
Mahni joj !

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Panj


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Neznam nijedan dobar o plavusama, ali zato...

Kaj je gubavac na vjetru? Maslacak!

ili..

Kak si peder skine kondom? Prdne!

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Z1h3r


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Doctor Doom


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Zasto plavusa kad gleda TV ima bicikl kraj njega:


Zato kad joj nestane slika da ju biciklom stigne doci



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Brayn


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Dolazi plavusa ispred jedne velike zvijezde i moli za autogram. On je pogleda pa je upita:
- Da li zaista zelis da ga napisem na ovome malome guzvavom papiricu?
- Da, nema veze, ja cu ga ionako fino prepisati kada dodjem kuci.

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Brayn


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- Kako se kaze kada plavusa dobije mozdani udar? Udarac u prazno.

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Brayn


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- Zasto plavusa crta krizice po patikama? Jer na njima pise loto. Zasto plavuse ne piju bambus? Da im ne zapne stabljika u grlu. Zasto plavusa baca sat u zrak? Da vidi kako vrijeme leti !

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Brayn


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 - Zasto plavusa plese ispod semafora?
  Misli da je u discu.

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Brayn


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  - Koja je razlika izmedju plavuse i nogometne lopte?
  Nikakva.. Obje napumpas i sutnes !


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Filip


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voze se dve plavuse u liftu i lift stane i pokvari se.Pocne se jedna plavusa derati upomoc kad druga kaze da bu ih ljudi bolje culi ako bu se derali zajedno,a prva se pocne derati "zajedno"



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Filip


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dojde plavusa na Mariju Bistricu u kiosk i pita:"kolka vam kostaju ovi plusevi(+)."


prodavac veli:"20 kn",a plavusa pita:"a kolko ovi sa gimnasticarem."



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Filip


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sedi plavusa na rivi placuci.


dojde do nje neki stranac i veli:pa sto je duso?Reci barbi.


plavusa veli:nisam ja Barbi.



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Filip


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Sta je plavusa mislila da je jedna svjetlosna godina?


Dvanaestomjesecni racun za struju.



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Filip


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Zasto je dobro imati plavusu za suvozaca?


Mozes parkirati na mjesto za invalide.



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